Dear Lunch Lady,
I really do appreciate that you take the time to pull out what you deem to be unacceptable lettuce when making my sandwich. I do not like the really stalky pieces and clearly you do not either. This makes me happy. I also enjoy that you crush the croutons on my chicken ceasar wrap so they are more manageable. I get crouton deliciousness in every bite and the roof of my mouth doesn’t get cut up.